If there is any lesson that really sticks out to me to get this whole thing started it’s that mistakes happen. Yes, you are going to sleep with that one girl or guy that you want to regret but somehow just can’t. Or maybe it’s more applicable to say that you will sleep with someone you really do regret sleeping with. You know that deep and horrible regret of the truth being that you slept with a stupid white dude who serves no purpose much less a good story. I’ve experienced both, and eventually I’ll go on to give you those hilarious stories. However, my story must start somewhere. I am a freshman finished with my first semester of college and at this point I think it’s best not to disclose my university, but just explain that it’s a smaller school in a big city where there are far more girls than guys. I have a love/hate relationship with my school and I think I find myself more amused with it than impressed. In these next weeks or maybe even months I will tell you the ins and outs of my college experience because, though typical, they are the most ironic and hilarious situations any girl could be dealing with and as you will come to know I love sharing my story. I hope you enjoy these adventures, and maybe even learn something from them. I’m never going to say don’t do it, but I will say I told you so.